The Trustworthiness of Beards

How trustworthy are you? Use this handy little chart to see if you’re in the clear. If you classify as dangerous, threatening, or god-forbid “disastrous”, do us all a favor and break out that rusty razor and go to town. We can’t have you creepin’ around giving us the willies. Let’s get some of those disagreeable facial man pubes out of our direct line of sight and set us all at ease. M’kay?

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